Friday, 20 November 2009
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Slashes for Everybody! //////
I’ve realized that almost nobody (nobody!) will take you seriously if you just have a cute-ish (funny) face. Once you start talking, and you try to make an argument… SURE if the argument is superb and you pwn n00bs then people might take in account your stance and blahblahblahblahblah…
OR you can be like me and “hmmm” and “uhmmmm” through every sentence, giggle at every other word, and make dramatic hand motions (to replace the lost words trying to come out of my mouth). And of course after I FINALLY finish trying to convey my broken-up thoughts, people pat me on head and say “Haha. Cute.”
What? Grrrrrrr I’mma slash you //////// who’s cute now huh? HUH?
(more slashes ///\\\\///\\\ how dareth you!)So is that the reason why I’m so bitter sometimes? …no.
You see, sometimes you can get away with certain things if you *act* the part of the innocent “what?! I don’t know anything!” little kid.
I was in orchestra once (yes…I know).
Orchestra, being the blow-off period, was a time where we could go anywhere and do anything….legal, of course. So one day I decided to leave orchestra to just…walk around and *find* people around the halls. As I was walking walking walking, suddenly the PA system began to talk! “Teachers, lock your classroom doors…we’re doing a tardy sweep.”
A what? Shoot.
You see, my school is also a bad bad school. Kids skip class all the time, and so the school tries to counteract by doing “tardy sweeps”…basically you lock all the class doors, so everyone who isn’t in a classroom is hunted down and corralled into the cafeteria where you are subject to scary punishment.
Dang it. The orchestra room was already too far away for me to go back, so I was stuck with no place to hide (they check the restrooms first). Hmmmm…at the time, the best option to avoid getting caught was to act like you had someplace importantly legit to quickly get to. Basically, walk with long strides, glance briefly at room numbers, exude CONFIDENCE, and ignore the scary administrators as if the “tardy sweep” (psh) does NOT apply to you.
Scary Administrator: Young lady!
Noreen: *humming* not me not me not me not me…
Scary Administrator: You! Young lady in the Eeyore sweatshirt, come here!
Noreen: *looks around* dang it! *smiles and walks over to the S.A.*
Scary Administrator: WHAT are you doing out here?!? Get in the cafeteria!
Noreen: (no..noo…I can’t do this…I need a good reputation for college apps…) Why?
Scary Administrator: What do you mean WHY..you don’t have a hall pass!
Noreen: ( I can’t go in there! Noooo those kids do drugs, I don’t do drugs..I’m gonna get killed!) *looks up into S.A.’s scary eyes* a hall pass?
Scary Administrator: YES a hall pass, now get in there!
Noreen: ohmygoodness a HALL PASS! How could I have forgotten such an important thing? I was just getting my violin music for ORCHESTRA class, I’m SO sorry for wasting your time! You know what? I’m going to go STRAIGHT to orchestra and ask my teacher to write me a hall pass so I can bring it back to you, okay? Does that sound good? *blink blink ~smile~*(please please please I don’t want to be corralled into the cafeteria with scary people PLEASE!!)
Scary Administrator: HURRY.
Noreen: *breathes sigh of relief* yay! *runs back to class*
The moral of this story is to take advantage of your God-given abilities and gifts.
I'm kidding...maybe...
So…there really wasn’t a point in this entry. I made it for just_the_average_jane's contest, and because I'm stuck in Houston right now! So you should totally enter...because no one is doing is hahahah.
Oh well. Fun stuff.
high five! Happy early thanksgiving week!
Saturday, 14 November 2009
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I Might as Well Do This
Tagged by JustPlainMorgie and swtster
25 random facts about yourself...
1. I’m very ticklish. If someone just waves their hand over me without any contact, I’ll still start laughing.
2. My very first celebrity crush was Jesse McCartney.
3. Shoes make me insanely happy. Shoes that make me look taller make me even MORE insanely happy.
4. Whenever my sister goes to a sleepover, I get excited because it means MORE TIME I get to spend with mommy!
5. I love eating. It’s my sole purpose in life.
6. Babies scare me. I scare babies. It’s all meant to be.
7. Whenever I talk to my dogs, I switch to Chinese. Whenever English-speaking people are around, I talk to my dogs in English…with a Chinese accent and with random Chinese words thrown around. I’m pretty sure it’s either because
a.) Chinese sounds cuter than English
b.) I want my dogs to be trilingual
or c.) I’m just weird.
8. I want a boyfriend RIGHT NOW. Hahaha just kidding I don’t...
9. I like conspiracies. Like…the-moon-landings-were-fake kind of conspiracies.
10. I love Disney. I. Freaking. Love. Disney. I wanted to be Mulan. And I wanted to marry her cute general boyfriend.
11. Roller coasters=FUN. I very much enjoy the *let’s-shake-her-internal-organs-around-while-going-vertical* feeling. One time (TMI moment) my period came 2 weeks early…while I was flying through the air on a water ride. Not fun, not fun at all.
12. The Goosebumps book series is probably the most frightening and nightmare-inducing series I’ve ever read. In my opinion, they’re scarier than Stephen King books.
13. I like entertaining people.
14. I learned all of my cuss words in 5th grade. I hated 5th grade.
15. Omg 10 more to go
16. I wanted to be a cosmetic surgeon…but I really can’t (and don’t want to) do medical school. It’s too much, lol. So now I’m undecided.
17. I laugh at everything (EVERYTHING) way too much. But sometimes, I really don’t understand why nobody else is laughing. : (
18. I always wonder what the purpose of life is. It’s funny. Lol.
19. One day…I’m going to move out of this hellhole named Texas.
20. I have a thing about arranging food. I like making stuff (food) look pretty and very bite-sized. And then I like eating it :D
21. I’m trying to keep my Xanga away from the knowledge of my friends and people I know. But it’s not working. Haha.
22. I don’t know which colleges to apply to, and it’s driving me crazy!!
23. I’ve been going to sleep at around 4 am lately. :_( I’m bad at procrastinating.
24. When I was younger, my parents made me eat ice cream with a garlic capsule. Basically, I would break open the capsule and the garlic powder stuff would get all over my ice cream, which resulted in a pretty cool immune system. And it doesn’t taste like anything. I don’t know if I’m the only person who did this…I hope not haha.
25. There’s something wrong with my pinky fingers. It’s part of the reason why I stopped playing violin. I would show you, but some people think it’s gross : (
Now lets all conform to Xanga society and do this, if you haven't already ;)
Thursday, 12 November 2009
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Lol-How-Ironic Conversation of the Day
Emma, Christine, and I were having a conversation about how in China, the adoption policies were getting stricter, so that gay couples aren’t allowed to adopt Chinese kids.
Christine: Why?
Noreen: I don’t know!
Christine: What’s wrong with gay people?
Noreen: Nothing’s wrong with gay people! It’s just the Chinese government--
Emma: Yeah! They’re making laws that don’t permit gay people to adopt here too--
Christine: Here? In America?!
Noreen: Really?
Emma: Yeah!
Christine: It’s those republicans!
Noreen: what?
Christine: Damn those stupid Christians! They’re all so judgmental and they all judge gay people and want them to die!
Emma: ???
Noreen: …
Christine: Fuck Jesus!! Fuck those retarded conservative Christians! Fuck them! All they ever do is go to their damn church! All Christians should go to hell!
Noreen: Thanks, Christine.
Christine: Oh wait…you’re Christian?
Noreen:
mhmmmm...Christine: OMG…I’m so sorry!I forgot you were Christian!!
Noreen: Umm..it’s fine.
Christine: I didn’t mean it! I’m sooo sorry!
Noreen: lol….it’s fine
Christine: But you’re not conservative, are you?
Noreen: No clue, I don’t do politics.
Christine: Ahh.. okay, good then. Fuck the conservatives!
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Why oh why can’t we all just LOVE EACH OTHER.
Life would be so much nicer. lol.
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