Wednesday, 11 November 2009

  • Lol-How-Ironic Conversation of the Day

    Emma, Christine, and I were having a conversation about how in China, the adoption policies were getting stricter, so that gay couples aren’t allowed to adopt Chinese kids. 

    Christine: Why?

    Noreen: I don’t know!

    Christine: What’s wrong with gay people?

    Noreen:  Nothing’s wrong with gay people!  It’s just the Chinese government--

    Emma:  Yeah! They’re making laws that don’t permit gay people to adopt here too--

    Christine:  Here?  In America?! 

    Noreen: Really?

    Emma: Yeah! 

    Christine:  It’s those republicans!

    Noreen:  what?

    Christine: Damn those stupid Christians!  They’re all so judgmental and they all judge gay people and want them to die!

    Emma: ???

    Noreen: …

    Christine: Fuck Jesus!! Fuck those retarded conservative Christians! Fuck them!  All they ever do is go to their damn church!  All Christians should go to hell! 

    Noreen:  Thanks, Christine.

    Christine:  Oh wait…you’re Christian? 

    Noreen:  mhmmmm...

    Christine: OMG…I’m so sorry!I forgot you were Christian!!

    Noreen:  Umm..it’s fine.

    Christine:  I didn’t mean it!  I’m sooo sorry! 

    Noreen:  lol….it’s fine

    Christine:  But you’re not conservative, are you?

    Noreen: No clue, I don’t do politics.

    Christine:  Ahh.. okay, good then.  Fuck the conservatives! 

    -_-

    Why oh why can’t we all just LOVE EACH OTHER. 

    Life would be so much nicer. lol. 

Sunday, 08 November 2009

  • School T-Shirt

    School t-shirt ideas (provided by the creative writing class)...

    Why I dislike my school:

     
    (the little one in the corner says "where the football team shows up to support the band")


    (Sleep Less And More Asians ... lol)

    On the other hand...
    Why I like my school:

    (so true)



    "The best prison-like, uterus-shaped, poorly-funded, nerd haven in Texas"  << I'm sorry, but this one wins.

    Hahaa, I just thought those were really cute :D

    If you were to create a "slogan" for your school (or past schools), what would it be? 

Monday, 02 November 2009

  • Honey, You're Not a Pedophile

    A while ago, an old friend from elementary school told me that she has a crush on a boy.

    Kim: Noreen, I like someone.

    Noreen: Awww

    Kim:  No, I like-like someone.

    Noreen:  Awww that’s cute

    Kim:  But he’s a high school freshman!

    Noreen:  That’s even cuter!

    Kim:  No, you don’t understand, I’m 2 years OLDER than him!

    Noreen:  Yeah, you’re a junior… so?

    Kim:  That means that he’s 2 years YOUNGER than me!

    Noreen:  Okay…what’s your point?

    Kim:  I’M A PEDOPHILE!

    Noreen: ok..wait, WHAT?!

    A pedophile?  The age difference is 2 years! 

    ped·o·phile  (pěd'ə-fīl')
    n.  An adult who is sexually attracted to a child or children.

    First of all, Kim is 16; she isn’t an adult, she’s a kid. 

    Second of all, I’ve seen this lucky boy.  He’s a real cutie, and he looks like a younger and somewhat less effeminate version of this guy:


    In my honestly personal most truthful opinion, I don’t see the “sexual” in “sexually attracted”


    …maybe that’s just my opinion…


    BUT I'm getting off topic. 

    Any thoughts about this/females dating younger men/pedophiles/Lee Jun Ki/my crazy friend? 

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  • noree_n
    @shush298 - mm no hard feelings :) what would you like me to talk about?
    • Posted 11/1/2009 9:15 AM
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  • shush298
    oh yea hey norren i freaking hate u u are so annyoning an all u ever do is talk about urself i HATE YOU
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    @nabokovs_l - thank you! :)
    • Posted 10/31/2009 2:18 PM
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  • nabokovs_l
    Thx for adding me! Love your blog ;)
  • lovefairy99
    hey totally love your page and your picture lets become friends?:)
  • shush298
    hey whats up i was just coming bye cause i was bored but yea ill be on later an tomrow but anyway txt ya later! :)
  • noree_n
    @imalexa - awww thanks! :D glad you made the right choice ;) hahaha
    • Posted 10/20/2009 5:14 PM
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  • imalexa
    i haven't been on xanga in a while... and reading your blog made me glad i came back! : D
    • Posted 10/20/2009 12:35 AM
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    @Opaque_Life - thank you! :D
    • Posted 10/19/2009 9:43 PM
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  • Opaque_Life
    Totally love your blog =]
  • leahmelissa
    Yo Noreeen!! happy 16th Birthday :P What are your plans? XD
  • LongSreymom
    @noree_n - oh! you think you are cambodian. you look like khmer. Eh! you live there when you born or just go to study? how old are you? Are you student or worker? Nice to see you
  • noree_n
    @aniceaznguy - it's tomorrow but THANK YOU!!!!! :D
    • Posted 9/15/2009 6:43 PM
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  • aniceaznguy
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! =]
  • noree_n
    @LongSreymom - ohhh i've never been to cambodia before :) i'm in america
    • Posted 9/14/2009 10:55 PM
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  • noree_n
    @Coffee_Kaioken - :D hahah you still remember that?!?! lol!
    • Posted 9/14/2009 10:54 PM
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  • Coffee_Kaioken
    "AIYAH, you KILL yourself you go stick a-plastic in your pee-pee" still makes me laugh everytime I remember it. Yes, I'm random. Deal with it.
  • LongSreymom
    @noree_n - eh! what is texas? I don't understand? I am in Cambodia.... How are you?
  • chelseanataliex
    @noree_n - Well I've got a football team's name.. ugh! Haha. :(
  • noree_n
    @chelseanataliex - hahhaah it's true though! ;)
    • Posted 9/6/2009 11:08 AM
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