Wednesday, 11 November 2009
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Lol-How-Ironic Conversation of the Day
Emma, Christine, and I were having a conversation about how in China, the adoption policies were getting stricter, so that gay couples aren’t allowed to adopt Chinese kids.
Christine: Why?
Noreen: I don’t know!
Christine: What’s wrong with gay people?
Noreen: Nothing’s wrong with gay people! It’s just the Chinese government--
Emma: Yeah! They’re making laws that don’t permit gay people to adopt here too--
Christine: Here? In America?!
Noreen: Really?
Emma: Yeah!
Christine: It’s those republicans!
Noreen: what?
Christine: Damn those stupid Christians! They’re all so judgmental and they all judge gay people and want them to die!
Emma: ???
Noreen: …
Christine: Fuck Jesus!! Fuck those retarded conservative Christians! Fuck them! All they ever do is go to their damn church! All Christians should go to hell!
Noreen: Thanks, Christine.
Christine: Oh wait…you’re Christian?
Noreen:
mhmmmm...Christine: OMG…I’m so sorry!I forgot you were Christian!!
Noreen: Umm..it’s fine.
Christine: I didn’t mean it! I’m sooo sorry!
Noreen: lol….it’s fine
Christine: But you’re not conservative, are you?
Noreen: No clue, I don’t do politics.
Christine: Ahh.. okay, good then. Fuck the conservatives!
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Why oh why can’t we all just LOVE EACH OTHER.
Life would be so much nicer. lol.
Sunday, 08 November 2009
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School T-Shirt
School t-shirt ideas (provided by the creative writing class)...
Why I dislike my school:
(the little one in the corner says "where the football team shows up to support the band")
(Sleep Less And More Asians ... lol)
On the other hand...
Why I like my school:
(so true)
"The best prison-like, uterus-shaped, poorly-funded, nerd haven in Texas" << I'm sorry, but this one wins.
Hahaa, I just thought those were really cute :D
If you were to create a "slogan" for your school (or past schools), what would it be?
Monday, 02 November 2009
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Honey, You're Not a Pedophile
A while ago, an old friend from elementary school told me that she has a crush on a boy.
Kim: Noreen, I like someone.
Noreen: Awww
Kim: No, I like-like someone.
Noreen: Awww that’s cute
Kim: But he’s a high school freshman!
Noreen: That’s even cuter!
Kim: No, you don’t understand, I’m 2 years OLDER than him!
Noreen: Yeah, you’re a junior… so?
Kim: That means that he’s 2 years YOUNGER than me!
Noreen: Okay…what’s your point?
Kim: I’M A PEDOPHILE!
Noreen: ok..wait, WHAT?!
A pedophile? The age difference is 2 years!
ped·o·phile (pěd'ə-fīl')
n. An adult who is sexually attracted to a child or children.First of all, Kim is 16; she isn’t an adult, she’s a kid.
Second of all, I’ve seen this lucky boy. He’s a real cutie, and he looks like a younger and somewhat less effeminate version of this guy:
In my honestly personal most truthful opinion, I don’t see the “sexual” in “sexually attracted”
…maybe that’s just my opinion…
BUT I'm getting off topic.
Any thoughts about this/females dating younger men/pedophiles/Lee Jun Ki/my crazy friend?
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