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School T-Shirt

School t-shirt ideas (provided by the creative writing class)... Why I dislike my school: (the little one in the corner says "where the football team shows up to support the band") (Sleep Less And More Asian…
Honey, You're Not a Pedophile

A while ago, an old friend from elementary school told me that she has a crush on a boy. Kim: Noreen, I like someone. Noreen: Awww Kim: No, I like-like someone. Noreen: Awww that’s cute Kim: But he’s a high schoo…
High School Dances

It’s probably the only high school event where the whole entire school will be dressed up and bumping into each other in time with mainstream Top 40 songs in pitch black (except for a few strobe lights here and there). …
Stuffing My Face With Grapes

Have you ever wondered how many grapes are you able to fit into your mouth? No?Well today I decided to find out. I used these big-ass 1.5 inch wide grapes. And they weren't even the squishy kind! The thing is, my mout…
Purple Hair = Gangs = Drugs

For the past 8 months, my sister has longed for purple hair. She constantly edits in purple hair into her facebook pictures, because she's good with image editing stuff like photoshop and stuff…(yeah I really have …
10 Truths!

I lied. There are actually 9 truths and 1 lie... But I'm a horrible liar. So this should be easy :) Normal 0 false false false EN-US JA X-NONE …
How I Protect Myself from Bad Guys

I started staying home alone when I was 12, because both my parents work.My mom is extremely scared about something going wrong when I’m stuck at home by myself, so I guess I follow after her and take a lot of precautio…
Meet My Plushies!

I can never remember their names Although I’ve slept with all of them every single night for the past 4-8 years, their names really aren’t all that important. I actually have more cuddly toys than shown, but these are …
Driving is Not the Sport for Me

So if you didn’t know, I am currently in the process of getting my drivers license. I’ve been taking Drivers Ed. alllll summer long, and it has been an extremely tiring process. First of all, do you even KNOW how bo…
Sometimes I Hate Being Female

Tampons. Ahhhh..tampons. Probably every (female) person in the world uses them. Except for me. (By the way, this is a TMI entry/rant. if you want, you can turn back now) I know, I know. People are amazed as to …