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Wednesday, 11 November 2009
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Lol-How-Ironic Conversation of the Day
Emma, Christine, and I were having a conversation about how in China, the adoption policies were getting stricter, so that gay couples aren’t allowed to adopt Chinese kids.
Christine: Why?
Noreen: I don’t know!
Christine: What’s wrong with gay people?
Noreen: Nothing’s wrong with gay people! It’s just the Chinese government--
Emma: Yeah! They’re making laws that don’t permit gay people to adopt here too--
Christine: Here? In America?!
Noreen: Really?
Emma: Yeah!
Christine: It’s those republicans!
Noreen: what?
Christine: Damn those stupid Christians! They’re all so judgmental and they all judge gay people and want them to die!
Emma: ???
Noreen: …
Christine: Fuck Jesus!! Fuck those retarded conservative Christians! Fuck them! All they ever do is go to their damn church! All Christians should go to hell!
Noreen: Thanks, Christine.
Christine: Oh wait…you’re Christian?
Noreen:
mhmmmm...Christine: OMG…I’m so sorry!I forgot you were Christian!!
Noreen: Umm..it’s fine.
Christine: I didn’t mean it! I’m sooo sorry!
Noreen: lol….it’s fine
Christine: But you’re not conservative, are you?
Noreen: No clue, I don’t do politics.
Christine: Ahh.. okay, good then. Fuck the conservatives!
-_-
Why oh why can’t we all just LOVE EACH OTHER.
Life would be so much nicer. lol.
Sunday, 08 November 2009
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School T-Shirt
School t-shirt ideas (provided by the creative writing class)...
Why I dislike my school:
(the little one in the corner says "where the football team shows up to support the band")
(Sleep Less And More Asians ... lol)
On the other hand...
Why I like my school:
(so true)
"The best prison-like, uterus-shaped, poorly-funded, nerd haven in Texas" << I'm sorry, but this one wins.
Hahaa, I just thought those were really cute :D
If you were to create a "slogan" for your school (or past schools), what would it be?
Monday, 02 November 2009
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Honey, You're Not a Pedophile
A while ago, an old friend from elementary school told me that she has a crush on a boy.
Kim: Noreen, I like someone.
Noreen: Awww
Kim: No, I like-like someone.
Noreen: Awww that’s cute
Kim: But he’s a high school freshman!
Noreen: That’s even cuter!
Kim: No, you don’t understand, I’m 2 years OLDER than him!
Noreen: Yeah, you’re a junior… so?
Kim: That means that he’s 2 years YOUNGER than me!
Noreen: Okay…what’s your point?
Kim: I’M A PEDOPHILE!
Noreen: ok..wait, WHAT?!
A pedophile? The age difference is 2 years!
ped·o·phile (pěd'ə-fīl')
n. An adult who is sexually attracted to a child or children.First of all, Kim is 16; she isn’t an adult, she’s a kid.
Second of all, I’ve seen this lucky boy. He’s a real cutie, and he looks like a younger and somewhat less effeminate version of this guy:
In my honestly personal most truthful opinion, I don’t see the “sexual” in “sexually attracted”
…maybe that’s just my opinion…
BUT I'm getting off topic.
Any thoughts about this/females dating younger men/pedophiles/Lee Jun Ki/my crazy friend?
Thursday, 29 October 2009
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Halloween is in Less than 48 Hours!
I personally don't celebrate/acknowledge Halloween by going trick-or-treating. In fact, I have NEVER gone trick-or-treating. Ever. It probably had a little something to do with my parents saying that it was the "Devil's Holiday," and they were also convinced that if I ever stepped outside of the house to ask for candy whilst donning a little angel/fairy/princess costume , I would either
a.) get poisoned by "candy"
b.) jump into a stranger's car to help him look for his lost puppy
c.) get raped
d.) become scared of scary Halloween decorations and have scary nightmares
or
e.) become a Satanist.
So every year on Halloween, instead of dressing up and going trick-or-treating, my mom would buy me a large fun-sized pack of Halloween candy (she felt sorry for me), and I would sit on the couch and "watch" the horror movies on HBO while chewing on my candy (by "watch," I actually mean putting the TV on mute and changing the channels every few minutes...because I'm terrified of horror movies).
It's very pathetic, really.
The scariest movies that I've seen (without muting the television) are Jumaji and Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed. Those two movies gave me really bad nightmares.....
....ANYWAYS
Aren't these pumpkins cute??
Domo-pumpkin
Native-American-throwing-up-after-eating-too-much-food-during-the-first-thanksgiving-pumpkin
Swine-flu-pumpkin
So on Halloween, be sure to have fun, stay safe, and keep warm. :)
Wednesday, 28 October 2009
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Seriously? -_-
So there's this guy that leaves snide comments. I go "Hmmm," and then I *click* on his Xanga page.
What the hell...
Not only is he mean...he's passed my utmost standards of ultimate distastefulness. No, that's not a good thing.
As I'm trying to read his "fuck"-laden entry, what's basically going through my mind is
No. Xanga's smiley faces don't do justice.
I mean...it must have taken him a substantial amount of time to write this rather lengthy entry. Eprop game? Am I supposed to take you seriously?
Maybe he's trying to be funny.
Maybe he's trying to get some kind of a point across.
Or hmm, I don't know, maybe he's just a jerk lonely.
Who knows?
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